Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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