I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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