I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
