I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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