im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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