Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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