Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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