I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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