In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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