Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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