His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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