A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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