Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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