I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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