Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just high enough for therapy.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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