Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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