what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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