I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize