I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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