im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
time to smoke my breakfast
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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