I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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