I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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