I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
