She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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