God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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