you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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