did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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