Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
