and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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