I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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