Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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