My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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