The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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