weddingsv make me drug and hornr
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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