but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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