I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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