let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You need Xanax blowdarts
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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