You just made me feel so damn special
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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