I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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