She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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