I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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