Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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