out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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