if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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