You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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