im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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