another moral hangover. fuck.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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