I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
