why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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