Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
