Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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