I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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