i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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