Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I intend to get homeless drunk
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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