Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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